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January 5th, 2016

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12:23 pm - goose egg dream
Dreams often want to be written about, but they are usually boring to people who didn't have them, but I'm going to write this one up anyway.

In my dream, TV shows were acquired illegitimately through goose eggs. They were like nature's torrents.

I wanted to see the new episode of The Knick so I went downtown to find a goose. Luckily, when I sat down at a table outside of a restaurant, a goose landed right in front of me. I scratched its neck and it seemed to really enjoy this. (It looked more like a turkey or a vulture than a goose.) It laid two eggs for me and flew away. I opened the eggs but there wasn't any TV inside; instead, it was food. One of them contained a scrambled egg Hot Pocket, including the plastic packaging and the little cardboard thing you put it in to heat it. It was already heated, though. I marveled at the generations of breeding that were required to make a goose that would lay an egg like this.

Later I went down to the pond to find more geese. I thought I found an egg that contained the latest episode of The Knick but it turned out to be a Donald Trump speech. Damn geese, mislabeling their eggs.

I guess this is what happens when you combine whiskey, melatonin, and exhaustion.

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Date:January 8th, 2016 04:32 pm (UTC)
I love it! These kind of random dreams are interesting anyway - like, why a goose? Are there a lot of geese where you are living? I had a dream once where you could use chicken nuggets as telephones in an emergency, but the reception was never very good.
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Date:January 8th, 2016 07:10 pm (UTC)
There are lots of ducks in a park I go sometimes. There are also plenty of seagulls and crows around. I guess I had birds on the brain and "goose" was the first name my subconscious came up with.

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